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Dad jokesters.com proudly presents The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes. Get ready to cringe and groan with this illustrated collection of corny puns that never fail to embarrass your loved ones.

This book includes hundreds of the most awkward and piteous puns and jokes, perfect for any father looking to up their awkwardness. Available as E-book, Hardcover and Paperback.

The Pun-tastic and Cringe-worthy Dad Jokes Treasury: An Illustrated Collection of the World’s Greatest Dad Jokes

Attention fellow dadjokesters and lovers of awkward humor! Have you been searching for the holy grail of dad jokes? The creme de la creme of cringe-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners? Well, the wait is over. I have compiled the ultimate collection of side-splitting and eye-rolling dad jokes in this illustrated treasury of punny and awkward hilarity.

Get ready to take your awkwardness and pun-making skills to legendary status with over 200 premium dad jokes handpicked to make you the life of any party or family get-together. This cornucopia of comedic gems has something for dads of any caliber, from seasoned veterans to rookie punsters.

Transition from Classic Zingers to Fresh New Puns

From classic hits like “Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!” to freshly churned groaners such as “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta,” this collection runs the gamut. Here is a taste of the cheesiness within:

  • Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
  • I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
  • I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
  • Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
  • Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.
  • Last night, I accidentally took my cat’s medicine. Don’t ask meow.
  • Velcro. What a rip-off.
  • My Dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.
  • And many, many more hilarious dad jokes.

Learn the Secrets of Master Punsters

As an added bonus, I have included special features to help you take your dad joking to the next level. Gain insights into the mystery of awkwardness with “An Ode to Awkwardness.” Learn groan-inducing pun-crafting techniques with “Pun Mastery for Dummies.” Take the “Pun-detector” test to assess your current pun skill.

A Treasured Gift for Any Dad

Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just want to brighten any dad’s day,  The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes makes a perfect gift. Dads of all brands of awkwardness are sure to enjoy the huge collection of hilarious and cringe-worthy jokes, puns and one-liners within.

Sit Back and Get Ready to Groan

If you’re ready to up your awkwardness and pun game, add  The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes. At 125 pages, many of them illustrated and complemented with stunning graphics, this outstanding collection of premium dad jokes is bound to keep the laughs and groans coming for years to come. Embrace the power of awkwardness and get your copy now!

The perfect
embarrassing
gift to any awkward dad

Ready for the ultimate dad joke pun-ishment? Dadjokesters.com proudly presents The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes. Get ready to cringe and groan with this illustrated collection of the world’s greatest dad jokes & corny puns that never fail to embarrass your loved ones.

This book includes hundreds of the most awkward and piteous puns and funny dad jokes, perfect for any father looking to up their awkwardness. Available as E-book, Hardcover and Paperback.

The Pun-tastic and Cringe-worthy Dad Jokes Treasury: An Illustrated Collection of the World’s Greatest Dad Jokes

Attention fellow dadjokesters and lovers of awkward humor! Have you been searching for the holy grail of funny dad jokes? The creme de la creme of cringe-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners? Well, the wait is over. I have compiled the ultimate collection of side-splitting and eye-rolling dad jokes in this illustrated treasury of punny and awkward hilarity.

Imagine a book filled to the brim with the finest of cheesiest puns and most awkward dad jokes known to man. Introducing The Ultimate Collection of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes – a 125-page illustrated treasury of corny, cringe-worthy humor that will have your loved ones groaning and rolling their eyes in no time.

Get ready to take your awkwardness and pun-making skills to legendary status with hundreds of premium dad jokes handpicked to make you the life of any party or family get-together. This cornucopia of comedic gems has something for dads of any caliber, from seasoned veterans to rookie punsters.

Transition from Classic Zingers to Fresh New Puns

From classic hits like “Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!” to freshly churned groaners such as “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta,” this collection runs the gamut. Here is a taste of the cheesiness within:

  • Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
  • I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
  • I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
  • Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
  • Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.
  • Last night, I accidentally took my cat’s medicine. Don’t ask meow.
  • Velcro. What a rip-off.
  • My Dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.
  • And many, many more hilarious dad jokes.

Learn the Secrets of Master Punsters

As an added bonus, I have included special features to help you take your dad joking to the next level. Gain insights into the mystery of awkwardness with “An Ode to Awkwardness.” Learn groan-inducing pun-crafting techniques with “Pun Mastery for Dummies.” Take the “Pun-detector” test to assess your current pun skill.

A Treasured Gift for Any Dad

Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just want to brighten any dad’s day,  This Ultimate Dad Joke Collection makes a perfect gift. Dads of all brands of awkwardness are sure to enjoy the huge collection of hilarious and cringe-worthy collection of World’s greatest dad jokes, puns and one-liners within.

Here’s why this book of dad jokes is the perfect gift for dads:

  • It’s a great icebreaker for awkward family gatherings.
  • It’s a fun way to bond with your kids and grandkids.
  • It’s perfect for dads who need a break from the stresses of everyday life.
  • It’s a unique and thoughtful gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, and other special occasions.
  • It’s a perfect opportunity to embarrass your kids properly.

 

Sit Back and Get Ready to Groan

If you’re ready to up your awkwardness and pun game, add  The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes to your cart today. At 125 pages, many of them illustrated and complemented with stunning graphics, this outstanding collection of premium funny dad jokes is bound to keep the laughs and groans coming for years to come. Embrace the power of awkwardness and get your copy now!

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Coming soon:

Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes Vol. 2: Return Of The Cringe

Get ready to cringe and groan again with our fresh collection of additional corny puns that never fail to embarrass your loved ones. This sequel includes even more pun-isment, cheesiness and groan-potential. Out July 4th 2023.