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Dad jokesters.com proudly presents The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes. Get ready to cringe and groan with this illustrated collection of corny puns that never fail to embarrass your loved ones.
This book includes hundreds of the most awkward and piteous puns and jokes, perfect for any father looking to up their awkwardness. Available as E-book, Hardcover and Paperback.
I have been watching a channel on TV that is strictly about origami. Of course, it is paper-view.
I was going to tell a joke about time-traveling, but you didn’t like it.
Why did the couple never go to the gym? Because their relationship didn’t work out.
I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I wanted to tell you a joke about mountaineering, but it’s way over the top.
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the man name his dogs Seiko, Rolex and Omega? Because they were watchdogs.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see many new faces here this week, and I must say I am very disappointed.
The Pun-tastic and Cringe-worthy Dad Jokes Treasury: An Illustrated Collection of the World’s Greatest Dad Jokes
Attention fellow dadjokesters and lovers of awkward humor! Have you been searching for the holy grail of dad jokes? The creme de la creme of cringe-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners? Well, the wait is over. I have compiled the ultimate collection of side-splitting and eye-rolling dad jokes in this illustrated treasury of punny and awkward hilarity.
Get ready to take your awkwardness and pun-making skills to legendary status with over 200 premium dad jokes handpicked to make you the life of any party or family get-together. This cornucopia of comedic gems has something for dads of any caliber, from seasoned veterans to rookie punsters.
Transition from Classic Zingers to Fresh New Puns
From classic hits like “Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!” to freshly churned groaners such as “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta,” this collection runs the gamut. Here is a taste of the cheesiness within:
- Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
- I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
- I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
- Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
- Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.
- Last night, I accidentally took my cat’s medicine. Don’t ask meow.
- Velcro. What a rip-off.
- My Dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.
- And many, many more hilarious dad jokes.
Learn the Secrets of Master Punsters
As an added bonus, I have included special features to help you take your dad joking to the next level. Gain insights into the mystery of awkwardness with “An Ode to Awkwardness.” Learn groan-inducing pun-crafting techniques with “Pun Mastery for Dummies.” Take the “Pun-detector” test to assess your current pun skill.
A Treasured Gift for Any Dad
Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just want to brighten any dad’s day, The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes makes a perfect gift. Dads of all brands of awkwardness are sure to enjoy the huge collection of hilarious and cringe-worthy jokes, puns and one-liners within.
Sit Back and Get Ready to Groan
If you’re ready to up your awkwardness and pun game, add The Ultimate Collection Of Punny & Awkward Dad Jokes. At 125 pages, many of them illustrated and complemented with stunning graphics, this outstanding collection of premium dad jokes is bound to keep the laughs and groans coming for years to come. Embrace the power of awkwardness and get your copy now!